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Plot Overview

phone callhour glasschauffeurMedical trans­port driver Bryan (Austin Abrams) makes a quick call to his girl before delivering a Schedule B package in a busy hospital. She thinks it important they have an in-person discussion on some matter, but he leaves her with, “Your body, your choice.” A doctor takes his package “one hour late” and hastens to the emergency room with it. Bryan forges an adminis­­trator's signature for delivery. Then he goes off with another, a Schedule A package top priority, no stops, which pays double being “out­side the zone.” On his way to Raccoon City General he knocks over a woman in the road during inclement conditions. This is working out to be a morality tale piecing together the phone conver­sation with his work fallout: his girl was late with her monthlies, found herself knocked up, and fingered him for the father.

The ascent
of man

beakerswild dogThe science story is that an uber mutating strain has escaped a labor­atory causing hyper evolution turning humans into “crazy-assed monster people.” Bryan is trans­porting a key ingredient for the antidote but has to traverse the mutants to deliver. He arms him­self along the way with: a (dead) sheriff's pistol, a shot­gun from a deserted farm­house, and a heavy assault rifle from an MIA government agent. He has a problem such as intimated in an Isla Morley story:

“You always give up the most unusual things” for Lent. “I remember when you gave up guns.” She laughed.

“Hey, have you ever tried sitting through the news without seeing a gun of some sort? It was the longest forty days of my life!” says Greg. (176–7)

Bryan is a video game maven but has never handled an actual weapon before. He does his best but it's dicey. Sensing his precarious survival chances he leaves a voice note for his girl, apologizing by saying he was, “afraid of change and growing up.” That change would be nothing compared to what the mutagen can do to a body when it's free to make unbridled choices, and using grownup guns cannot be all that much harder than growing into a parent.

Ideology

boy and girl on computerCinema­graphic­ally the movie mimics the action in (Prov. 30:18-19) “There be three things which are too wonderful for me, yea, four which I know not: The way of an eagle in the air; the way of a serpent upon a rock; the way of a ship in the midst of the sea; and the way of a man with a maid.” Starting with “the way of an eagle in the air,” we have Bryan's harrowing climb of twenty-four floors through a contested elevator shaft to the sky-bridge and then four more to the top floor where is situated the lab his destination. His path takes him through the maternity ward full of monstrous babies. Oh, well. Manning up would involve seeing to his girl's delivery needs.

RUSHNext comes, “the way of a serpent upon a rock.” Here we saw Bryan's car unequipped for the snowy conditions through the mountains. Chains or snow tires were required both for the delivery vehicle and any car out on the road at the time. He was slipping and sliding around the curves. Responsibly, though, should involve some protection, be it a rubber, the pill, or whatever.

Then comes the water game, “the way of a ship in the midst of the sea.” Bryan made his way through the sewer pursued by a gaggle of demon rats. He managed to find a ladder that took him into the base­ment garage of his target building. The man on the inter­com told him it was a near miracle he managed to get inside the secured building at all. Similarly, the cloud of sperm are real feisty buggers. One of them may get through despite all the precautions. The only real guarantee is abstinence.

mom, dad, babyThe culmination is, “the way of a man with a maid.” Bryan kept pushing his girl for a delay in their necessary discussion. The maternity ward issue & prenatal care should not be put off. After the baby is born, how­ever, then they could discuss her options: raising it her­self w/Bryan in the picture, or giving it up for adoption, or starting a nuclear family.

Production Values

” (2026) was directed and co-written, with Shay Hatten, by Zach Cregger being part of an eight film franchise though capable of standing alone—I never saw the others. It stars Austin Abrams whose performance was incredible amid various bit parts.

MPA rated it R for strong bloody violence, gore, and language throughout. It was intense with unrelenting action, replete with dandy jump scares, and contingent with creepy sound effects. If you take a date, let the man do the driving. It was filmed on location in Prague, Czech Republic & other juicy places. Runtime ≈ 1½ hours.

Review Conclusion w/a Christian's Recommendation

This is the kind of movie that gets sermons preached against it … by preachers who never darken the doors of a theater. It's more suited for a horror aficionado who needs some­thing stronger than what he's used to seeing. I loved it and so did some of the audience whom I interviewed.

Movie Ratings

Action factor: Edge of your seat action-packed. Suitability For Children: Not Suitable for Children of Any Age. Special effects: Amazing special effects. Video Occasion: Good Date Movie. Suspense: Don't watch this movie alone. Overall movie rating: Five stars out of five.

Works Cited

Scripture quoted from the King James Version. Pub. 1611, rev. 1769. Software.

Morley, Isla. Come Sunday.. Copyright © 2009 by Isla Morley. New York: Sarah Crichton Books / Farrar, Straus and Giroux, First edition, 2009. Print.