This Review Reveals Minor Details About the Plot.
"How outré!"

Plot Overview
Lexicographer Christine
Ammer defines “petard, hoisted with one's own: Caught
in one's own trap, or defeated with one's own weapons. The original
petard was a thick canister filled with gunpowder, which was
fastened to a gate or other barrier in order to breach it by
exploding. It was a dangerous weapon, because the engineer who set
it off could easily be blown sky high (‘hoisted’) when
it detonated. Nevertheless, it was so effective that it
was widely used.”
Supercops, NYPD Detectives P.K.
Highsmith (Samuel L. Jackson) and Christopher Danson (Dwayne
“The Rock” Johnson) were hoisted with their own petard
in the heat of a chase, leaving a hole in the department. A
powerpoint statement from Highsmith had it that every
police department is the same - you have your star officers. You have
your 9 to 5 officers. And then there's these guys. The other
guys here are paper pushers Allen Gamble (Will Ferrell) and Terry
Hoitz (Mark Wahlberg.) The former lacks any greater ambition and
the latter has yet to live down the collateral damage done when he
discharged his weapon in the line of duty.
When milquetoast
Allen and klutzy Terry team up to arrest investment banker
David Ershon (Steve Coogan) for small potatoes, building code
infractions, they stumble onto big crimes in the financial
world.
In the ensuing melee, some
heretofore unrecognized, buried resources emerge to
elevate them in the esteem of their fellow officers and in the eyes
of an admiring public.
Ideology
An obscure biblical character Agur (Prov. 30:1) while not claiming to be any great one offers a chapter of advice to his buddies, (Prov. 30:2-3) “Surely I am more brutish than any man, and have not the understanding of a man. I neither learned wisdom, nor have the knowledge of the holy.” He gives four career nuggets sized down to his level: (Prov. 30:24) “There be four things which are little upon the earth, but they are exceeding wise:”
(Prov. 30:25) “The ants are a people
not strong, yet they prepare their meat in the summer.” The
first career counsel is to start working early, in the summer of
life. In school Allen developed an application (“Allen and
his apps, he loves them”) called faceback. It would display the back of the head
given a view of the face. It now helps them identify thieves by
displaying their faces whose backsides were captured on video.
His early life consisted of, “I went to school, I made my
bed, and at age 11, I audited my parents. Believe me, there were some
discrepancies, and I was grounded.” That boy is going places.
(Prov. 30:26) “The conies are
but a feeble folk, yet make they their houses in the rocks.”
Their dwellings offer them protection. The next important career
step is to settle in a good location. Allen did: “I became an
accountant for the NYPD, the most stable job I could think
of.” There he earned his detective's shield. Now he gets to
see some street action. A group of homeless people known as
“Dirty Mike & The Boys” settle into Allen's
conveniently deserted Prius for their orgy. After the police
department cleans it up, they hit it again.

Terry's girlfriend Christinith [sic] made a good location choice being NYC to open her art gallery in. She also operates a ballet dance studio. This city veritably oozes artsy types. Terry had even picked up a few steps, as he tells his partner, “We used to do these dance moves when we were kids to show them how queer they were.” Allen replies, “You learned to dance like that sarcastically?” Now it helps the cop look better to the girl for a mate choice. They have a weird dynamic.
Terry gets
into it, telling his partner, “I don't like you. I think
you're a fake cop. The sound of your piss hitting the urinal, it
sounds feminine [as opposed to The Rock, ‘Aim for the
bushes’]. If you were in the wild, I would attack you, even
if you weren't in my food chain. I would go out of my way to attack
you. If I were a lion and you were a tuna, I would swim out in the
middle of the ocean and freaking eat you and then I'd bang your
tuna girlfriend.” That's really a bad idea from a
location perspective. Allen replies, “OK, first
off: a lion, swimming in the ocean. Lions don't like water. If you
placed it near a river or some sort of fresh water source, that
makes sense. But you find yourself in the ocean, 20 foot
waves, I'm assuming off the coast of South Africa, coming up
against a full grown 800 pound tuna with his 20 or 30 friends, you
lose that battle. You lose that battle 9 times out of 10.
—”

(Prov. 30:27) “The locusts have no king, yet go they forth all of them by bands.” Another step is developing an informal support network. Allen tells all: “I was a sophomore in college. The university I went to decided they needed to raise tuition. A classmate of mine, Brenda, in an effort to raise money and stay in school came up with a nifty plan where she thought she'd date guys and charge them money.” She needed someone to do scheduling and offer protection, so Allen acceded to help “my partner in crime.” He ended up with fourteen ladies in his stable. They raked in the dough in their successful enterprise.
(Prov. 30:28) “The spider taketh hold with her hands, and is in kings' palaces.” That palace gets swept regularly, but the spider just puts up a new web. Terry gets reassigned to traffic control and Allen to walking a beat. But they still go at it.
Production Values
“” (2010) was directed by Adam McKay. It was written by Adam McKay and Chris Henchy. It stars Will Ferrell, Mark Wahlberg and Michael Keaton. Also featured are Eva Mendes as Dr. Sheila Gamble, Derek Jeter as himself, Ray Stevenson as Roger Wesley, Lindsay Sloane as Francine, Natalie Zea as Christinith, Damon Wayans Jr. as Fosse, Anne Heche as Pamela Boardman, Brooke Shields, Tracy Morgan and Ice-T as Narrator. These big names all came through.
MPA rated it PG-13 for crude and sexual content, language, violence and some drug material. The action was super but the editing was choppy. Not all the jokes hit the mark but there were so many of them they didn't all have to, enough connected. Of note is the schoolgirl on a ride-along. The special effects and stunts were awesome. It's a tour de force. Runtime is 1¾ hours.
Review Conclusion w/a Christian's Recommendation
Allen was Episcopalian making it work with his Catholic wife. When confronted with a jumper, he called for a bullhorn and a priest. His boss working two jobs to put his bisexual son through college where he'll learn to be a liberal tells his crew at the second job—in a deleted scene—to lay off religion, not to come across like Mormon missionaries. The Beyond in Bed, Bath and Beyond does not extend to religion. The reader may well recall it was the heavy influence of Mormons, which put over the top California's Proposition 8 forbidding same-sex marriage. Some people bring religion to work, others politics.
This was an altogether satisfying movie, both in action and humor. The production, actors and crew do not spare us. Hold tight to your seats.
Movie Ratings
Action factor: Edge of your seat action-packed to a gasp. Suitability for Children: Suitable for children 13+ years with guidance. Special effects: Absolutely amazing special effects. Video Occasion: Fit For a Friday Evening. Suspense: Keeps you on the edge of your seat. Overall movie rating: Four stars out of five.
Works Cited
Scripture quotations from the King james Version. Pub. 1611, rev. 1769. Software.
Ammer, Christine. Fighting Words. Copyright © 1989 by Christine Ammer. New York: Dell Publishing, 1990. Print.
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