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Prayer Changes Things

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Plot Overview

Stonewall JacksonAt the end of the Civil War, a whole passel of Confed­erate gold coins was lost to history. The mystery is solved in part at the beginning of this movie; the Laredo gang has some of it. Shots are fired in the Nevada scrub­land leaving outlaw Quirt Evans (Zachary Levi) alone to share the take with a mean western rattler in its native habitat. U.S. Marshal McClintock (Tommy Lee Jones) dispatches the snake but Quint has stashed the loot leaving no evidence to base an arrest on. The disap­pointed marshal lets him go—this time—figuring he'll get his in “the natural order of things.” Thus is evinced the feelings of Doc Holliday in a Bruce Olds novel, which color the whole movie:

hour glassKeep in mind that death, the death of the young that is, was far commoner in those days than it is now. My sister had died in infancy, my beloved mother in her prime, and among people of my acquaintance, such was more the rule than other­ways. Death—its constancy—was different then. Not only was it more daily, more ongoingly ubiquitous, it was more personal. It was, that is, some­thing with which all of us were intimately familiar, and some­thing we felt no need to be embar­rassed by or shrink from, let alone gainsay. Not that it wasn't feared—there was fear aplenty—but it wasn't feared in the same way, the way it is today. Death had yet to be out­lawed, to be stigma­tized, to come attached with a taboo, to be declared bad form, as if it were the fault of the person dying. It was then still considered a part of life. A perfectly natural part. (38)

prayingheld BibledinnerA gut-wounded Quint falls off his horse at the door­step of the Worth family. Pretty Penelope (Meg Fraser) nurses him back awake whence he's hungry enough to eat a horse. They feed him right well. Food is the way to a man's heart, they say, and this family is seriously lacking in men. The American Civil War had left gazillions of widows and a dearth of men. According to writer William Speidel, “Over 360,000 young men had died as a result of the Civil War, and there were war widows until they ran out your ears” (107). The family had been praying the Lord change the heart of neighbor Frederick Carson (John Pyper-Ferguson) who'd dammed up their water, but the prayer wasn't answered until Quint went and had a man-to-man talk with him. Laredo (Neal McDonough) and his men come looking for the gold, but Quint has some­how mislaid it. It won't go well with Penny's family until he reacquires it. Laredo is sick and treating him­self with mercury, the old timey cure for syphilis. Reverend Levi Penrose preached a sermon of Christ forgiving the thief on the cross, but he shaved off a couple words from the relevant verse. This place has lots of needs for which they're offering lots of prayers, but God helps those who help themselves.

Ideology

Marriage
Counseling

harlotChurch
serviceThis is the prayingest family ever to grace the big screen; their legitimate needs are routinely met. It's expected per, (1Cor. 3:21-22) “For all things are yours; Whether … the world, or … things present, or things to come; all are your's.” The boy drew this world's water and later it flowed from a neighbor with a changed heart. Penny had no sooner wished for an interesting man than Quint was deposited out­side her window. He was a product of the wild west. He became her suitor and she got him going to church, along the lines of, (1Cor. 7:16) “For what knowest thou, O wife, whether thou shalt save thy husband?”

nativity scene

harlotPenny was the quint­essential holy maiden per, (1Cor. 7:34) “The unmarried woman careth for the things of the Lord, that she may be holy both in body and in spirit.” She was virginal in body and pure in contem­plation. Quint remarks that the family seems down­right ignorant of the birds & the bees. When he awakens from his delirium after mumbling sweet nothings to various whores from his past, he sees a beautiful angel leaning over him and remarks, “Last night was great!” Penny has no idea what he's talking about. When she hands him a baby at church, he quips, “Virgin birth?” Penny replies, “What other kind is there?”

1 Corinthians 7Penny's widow mother Irene (Jean Louisa) now has a suitor in the making up the way in Frederick Carson who offers to bring her a quarter of beef every so often and she him a dozen donuts twice a week. The apostle Paul advises the widow, (1Cor. 7:39) “The wife is bound by the law as long as her husband liveth; but if her husband be dead, she is at liberty to be married to whom she will; only in the Lord.” The Jews had a custom called levirate marriage. If a woman's husband being an eldest brother died and they were child­less, she was obligated to marry his younger brother, or in a pinch some other near kinsman, to continue the former's line. The Jews in Corinth had asked the apostle Paul if any of that carried over to Christianity, and he replied no, that the widow was not owned by her former husband's family, that she had as open season on men as did a single girl. “Only in the Lord” means she had to court with holiness in body and spirit. That might be hard to do if she were on loving terms with her ex's brother(s) in which case it is but a small step to sexual intimacy. Irene had a son and daughter at home to be chaperones, and Theodore a couple of ranch hands, so they were safe.

Grandmother Harriet (Melissa Chambers) was old in years so in her field of competition would likely just follow celibate Paul's advice, (1Cor. 7:40) “But she is happier if she so abide, after my judgment.”

plowingWhen Quint on his way to church meets a dumb­struck crony Randy McCall (Nicholas Logan,) his manner changes to his old ways now that he's got a critical audience. We can't have a gang infiltrating church, as the apostle Paul advises, (2Cor. 6:14) “Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: ...” This is plural, both in pronoun (“ye”) and object (“believers.”) Singular, by him­self, the church could handle the visit, but not with a group. This derives from the Old Testament law, (Deut. 22:10) “Thou shalt not plow with an ox and an ass together,” which Paul brought forward into church alliances but not to any and all applications. There­fore when Quint pulled yoked with a stallion to remove an obstacle to a rescue, he was not violating any scriptural prohibition, nor would he in marrying the believing damsel.

Which translation is God's word?

Methodology is importantWhen Rev. Levi Penrose in his sermon para­phrased, (Luke 23:43) “Today shalt thou be with me in paradise,” to say “you shall be,” he used the number-nonspecific case of the pronoun, which has confused this issue as by many Bible versions soon to come.

Production Values

“” (2026) is a remake of the 1947 classic starring John Wayne and Gail Russell. This one was directed by Julio Quintana. Its screen­writers were Jaime Hernandez, Kevin M. Townsend, and Christopher Tuffin. It stars Zachary Levi, Neal McDonough and Tommy Lee Jones. The actors did a good job of humanizing the heroes.

Lincoln's faceMPA rated it PG–13 for violence/bloody images, suggestive material and language. It was rife with camera shy violence. There is one heart-stopping moment when eleven-year-old Johnny—who loves to play with toy guns—gets the drop with an expired lawman's pistol on gang member Tilly, a top hat attired black, as they're about to wipe out the Worth family. Tilly had guts to come forward and try to disarm the kid as if his emanci­pation made him invulnerable. Runtime = 1¾ hours.

Review Conclusion w/a Christian's Recommendation

The writing was better than I could accomplish, but it seemed kinda pat. It was based on an accountably excellent western involving Quakers. It goes to show you, if ain't broke don't fix it.

Movie Ratings

Action factor: Moderately well done action flick. Suitability for Children: Suitable for children 13+ years with guidance. Special effects: Average special effects. Video Occasion: Good for Groups. Suspense: A few suspenseful moments. Overall movie rating: Three and a half stars out of five.

Works Cited

Scripture quoted from the King James Version. Pub. 1611, rev. 1769. Software, print.

Olds, Bruce.. Bucking the Tiger. Copyright © 2001 by Bruce Olds. New York: Farrar, Straus and Giroux, 2001. Print.

Speidel, William C. SONS of the PROFITS, or, There's No Business Like Grow Business! The Seattle Story, 1851–1901. Seattle: Nettle Creek Publishing Co., 1967. Print.